Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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