I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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