she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
There are leaves in my underwear?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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