I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
God, I missed his penis.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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