Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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