were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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