this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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