Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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