Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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