he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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