We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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