I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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