about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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