Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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