He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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