Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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