There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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