Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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