Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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