Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Green mimosas i think yes
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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