Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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