So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down