Dude, you need to talk to your mom
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"