I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.