I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana