just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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