So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I'm just crazy horny about you
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is