I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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