Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I will be naked everywhere
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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