none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
too bad you live with your parents still
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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