I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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