No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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