i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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