i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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