Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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