like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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