with your own penis?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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