chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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