he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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