i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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