i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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