the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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