my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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