I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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