K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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