do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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