Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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