I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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