omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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