I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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