last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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