why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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