dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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