when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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