We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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