Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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