I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Randomize
